bedvsrlue:

penisvvrinkle:

somepoliticalargument:

mackblesa:

what a beautiful family

i was trying to explain this gif to my mom and i called them milklings on accident


milklings

bedvsrlue:

penisvvrinkle:

somepoliticalargument:

mackblesa:

what a beautiful family

i was trying to explain this gif to my mom and i called them milklings on accident

milklings

(Source: hobolunchbox, via irideonrainbows)

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

(Source: this-tragic-affair, via irideonrainbows)

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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Pros and Cons of Houses

seaweedbrain-saiyan-animagus:

sashaforthewin:

timelordparadise:

squirrelofwednesday:

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Pro: image

Con:

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Pro:

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Con:

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Pro:

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Con:

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Pro:

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Con:

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HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON

Exactly, welcome to Slytherin

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but the ravenclaw is literally perfect 

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opal-confinement:

So my friend got this drink and I noticed something.
Mandarina and the diamonds.
I mean really it’s in the same font.

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opal-confinement:

germansparklepartys19:

ask2palicecosplayer:

phoenix-inc:

twerkingongaycountries:

milk-and-maple:

the-maple-meme:

alfredisthehero:

wikivikiki:

ask-blood-soaked-pancakes:

2ptanme:

nymris:












You’ll talk again…..

I’m so sorry.

Don’t break down.

Grow up already

Don’t look back.

Don’t throw up.

For now, silence.

look up and somehow learn to play “faerie’s aire and death waltz” 

You are beautiful.
Or, 
Please love yourself.

{name of the boy I liked}. IS. GAY.

I was going to say the same thing as the comment above mine. And me and him are dating now.

opal-confinement:

germansparklepartys19:

ask2palicecosplayer:

phoenix-inc:

twerkingongaycountries:

milk-and-maple:

the-maple-meme:

alfredisthehero:

wikivikiki:

ask-blood-soaked-pancakes:

2ptanme:

nymris:

You’ll talk again…..

I’m so sorry.

Don’t break down.

Grow up already

Don’t look back.

Don’t throw up.

For now, silence.

look up and somehow learn to play “faerie’s aire and death waltz” 

You are beautiful.

Or, Please love yourself.

{name of the boy I liked}. IS. GAY.

I was going to say the same thing as the comment above mine. And me and him are dating now.

(Source: iam1up)