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spatialwarp:

my girlfriend just started a wind waker file

and she named the hero guuurl

and

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i can’t

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breathe

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for how

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hilarious

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this is

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help

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i am dead

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highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

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imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon showing up as the surprise stripper your friends hired at your birthday party

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buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

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pleasedvagine:

just-the-way-you-arent:

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

ok how can you not reblog this


The little wink!!!!! 😻

pleasedvagine:

just-the-way-you-arent:

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

ok how can you not reblog this

The little wink!!!!! 😻

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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

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guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

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